29 Bear Memes That Are Beary Funny

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Emmy Pratt • Writer and Editor
Apr 24, 2025 4:00 PM EDT

We've all heard this classic saying regarding bear safety.

"If it's brown, lie down. If it's black, fight back. If it's white, say goodnight."

I know darn well that I am not likely to survive a polar bear attack, but I want to at least try! The phrase "say goodnight" really makes it sound like I'm just letting him win, and I will not do that in the event of my polar bear-induced passing. I will give it the old college try, and not let that pasty animal rob me of the dignity that I already don't have! 

It's too bad that bears are, across the board, so extremely dangerous. They are just so darn cute and a perfect size to hug that it's almost criminal that they are totally predators. I wish that every bear would just subsist off of picnic baskets and honey pots instead of being carnivores. 

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  • It doesn't matter if you like teddy bears, cartoon bears, real bears found in nature, or artistic depictions of bears. These memes have bears as far as the eye can see, and they wont attack you, steal your picnic basket, or get their heads stuck inside of tempting honey pots.

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    i will remain kind. i will i will i will @quokkolover56
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    emerging from my hermitage (my room) after a period of solitude (airplane mode and isolation) and contemplation (thinking everyone hates me and thinks I'm weird)
    via JebidiahBeetus
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    @blowingfact Eating polar bear liver can cause your skin to peel off and your hair to fall out from excess vitamin A.
    via JebidiahBeetus
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    Somebody's Great Pyrenees mix is loose over in the east side. Tried to get him in my truck, but he's not real friendly.
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    Nobody: Bears without the 2nd Amendment:
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    this is what I mean if I say I have plans later AGLY 548
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    I KNOW I'M A HANDFUL THAT'S WHY YOU GOT TWO HANDS
    via JebidiahBeetus
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    shirokkuma Follow You've heard of a ball bearing, now get ready for... A BEAR BALLING
    via shirokkuma
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    derek guy @dieworkwear they put polo bear on ozempic POLO BEAR by RALPH LAUREN Rolpe Lan POLO BEAR by RALPH LAUREN • 6:30 PM 3/8/25 1.7M Views 233 17 3.9K 80K 2K ↑
    via @dieworkwear
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    9378 the crushing forces of Capitalism me trying to be positive
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    Betton Broa
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    al-grave: godotal: Is this even safe? It's not safe. That bear is going to suffocate with that plastic wrap covering his nose and mouth.
    via al-grave & godotal
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    Me with my mom
    via JebidiahBeetus
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    Everybody gangsta till the bear starts loading the artillery g n
    via JebidiahBeetus
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    Ellis (worried) @EllisATucci If bears are so dangerous then explain this 5:43 a.m. 29 Jan. 21 Twitter for iPhone
    via @EllisATucci
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    FalseAlarmEveryone 75.8k points - 3 days ago Top Comment - 5/15/2020 Award & 10 More "There is a considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." -Yosemite Park Ranger on why it's hard to design a bear-proof garbage can.
    via FalseAlarmEveryone
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    Bear: Doesn't want dad *Family gets dad* Bear and Dad:
    via ObsessedWithAnimals
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    Nature and Animals*** @AnimalWorlds Most important thing you'll see today 7:46 AM - 1/21/21 Twitter for Android
    via @AnimalWorlds
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    This is the ideal male body. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.
    via ObsessedWithAnimals
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    alanaisalive The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears. Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monst
    via alanaisalive & iguanamouth
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    Get a cabin in Alaska, it will be fun, they said.
    via ObsessedWithAnimals
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    mort INN NOW PET FRIENDLY! EXCEPT FOR BEARS. WE'RE NOT MAKING THAT MISTAKE AGAIN. [SAD BEAR NOISES]
    via ObsessedWithAnimals
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    Read the part again where she burns her w mouth on my porridge
    via ObsessedWithAnimals
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    all 70% 17:34 gotherfather bears have absolutely no right to be as cute as they are. i want to hug them and pet them. big fluffy dogs, supersized gotherfather this thing is one of the most dangerous predators in north america, is bulletproof, and could kill me in milliseconds without breaking a sweat and just. look at his big ole paws and his big ole nose. his wittle ears. i wuv him gotherfather human brain: bear will kill you monkey brain: hehe fluffie Source: gotherfather
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    Cheezburger Image 10497894400
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    This is bear Perfect snout (good for smooches) Bear is good warm and fuzzy fur Soulful eyes (also good for hugs) Tiny Nub Tall (not sure if this is the tail) STRONG arms (good for hugs) Wonderful Tummy (Full of food) Nice Feets (Good 4 High fives) Cute feet (which come with toe beans) POWERFUL legs (Good for standing)
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    Just fed a stray dog in Russia.
    via ObsessedWithAnimals

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